【冲神同人】很蠢的用英文写的不靠谱同人（慎入）
CP自然是冲神。
汤上不敢放，因为水平太差了wwww
现在银魂正连载那个暗杀将军的事件，冲田在和神威的一战中受了重伤，但活了下来，在医院治疗。一直有人在YY说神乐会不会和冲田见面，于是就开了这个脑洞，虽然不一小心开到限制级去了（所以请注意！
设定在事件结束后几天。
用英文写是因为没有羞耻感，外加平时更习惯看英文同人，看了上百篇后也就这么写出来了。不过毕竟不是母语，导致文学水平直接降到小学（尽管用母语也只是初中水平），总之就是个傻白甜而且肯定OOC的脑洞（已坐等被打脸www
By My Side
When Okita Sougo was told that the Amanto girl from Yorozuya volunteered to look after him tonight, he felt all his muscles were suddenly tightened. "You could start to prepare my funeral, Hijikata-san. I'm sure it will happen soon," he said sarcastically, as he remembered clearly what he had done to her when she was lying on a hospital bed last time.
The Vice Commander simply rolled his eyes at him. "Was your brain damaged as well? Oh, I forgot you don't have a brain in the first place," he took out a cigarette while walking towards the door. "Just be thankful that a girl is actually willing to see you. Damn I hate any smoking forbidden place." He waved without turning around and disappeared at the exit.
Shortly after, the aforementioned girl showed up, clad in her usual red high-slit cheongsam and black boots (by the way, this is Okita's favorite dress of hers because he could always steal a glance at her underpants and white thighs during their fight, oh wait, should he call it “flirting” right now after surviving the real fight against that Yato guy?)
However, there was something wrong with her. She was standing there hesitatingly for a while, then moved at a slow pace towards him, murmured something as greeting and finally sat beside the bed without even looking at him directly. Yes, he has complained several times about her being noisy, but when it was at the opposite extreme, he could smell the awkwardness in the air which made him feel uncomfortable.
"I need water," he spoke up to break the silence, and the fact that she obeyed the order promptly made him raise an eyebrow.
"I want it warm," he challenged her further. Kagura stood up to pour some hot water into the glass and handled it to him again, still showing no sign of reluctance.
"Now it's too hot. Can you do something right please?"Okita saw her hand lifted and could swear that she was really going to splash the water right on his face at that moment, but she paused, and put the glass heavily on the table instead. "Shut up and wait until it is cool then."
He gave out a soft sigh of relief. Although her action was indeed weird, it didn't seem that she was emotionally scarred or something as she was still capable of biting back. "Why are you here anyway?" he asked.
"I can't sleep."
"So you decided to bother me instead?"
"I'm here to check if you're dead, if so, I'll hold a party to celebrate. And nobody will cry for you because you are such a douche bag," despite the offensive words, she managed to sound mildly pissed. Her hands were clenched into fists as if she was suppressing some strong inner emotion.
Silence and awkwardness filled in the space again.
"It's not your fault," he stated. Seeing her eyes widen at the words, he knew he had hit the right place. "No matter what happened, you have nothing to do with it."
She was sitting there transfixed with stillness. Her breathe was rapid, eyes started to became watery.
And being either spurred or touched, she said something that she didn't expect. "...I failed to save my family, then again failed to protect my friends. After all this time, I'm still not strong enough..."
What are you doing?! Her inner voice was shouting. She's not supposed to reveal any weakness or personal thoughts in front of him!
But strangely, it didn't feel bad somehow. In fact, it never was. After all, people are united for faith and belief, not bloodline or birthplace.
"Come on, China," scene involving crying girls was definitely not Okita's favorite, especially with the one who always put on a grumpy but energetic face which he already got so used to. "You know I don't need your appreciation or sympathy. If you wanna make me happy, fight with me when I'm out of here. And be prepared to get you ass kicked."
He was actually going to say "you have said" at the beginning but decided to skip. Kirie wrote everything on that letter she slid into his uniform and it literally lit the rest of day for him. To be honest, though hated to admit it, he was stunned after reading the part of how China interpreted him accurately. From that moment on, he had this unexplainable premonition that the girl would be an important part of his life. It was a sweet yet scary feeling that he intended to keep to only himself for the time being.
"Huh? Like you wish! I'm the one who's always winning! I can beat the shit out of you anytime I want!” Thankfully that she didn't get suspicious. He wondered sometimes if she has already taken the hints he dropped, after all, he even said something like "my home is ready", but he wouldn't ask. He was comfortable with the "rival-friend" status they had. It'd be sweet yet too scary to move even one step forward.
"Nice to see you're still the rude and clueless tomboy like always."
"What are you talking about? I'm a lady that you've already known!"
"Really? A lady will never say anything about beating to comfort a patient. How about proving yourself by saying something nice?"
"Sure,"Kagura squeaked. She just made a boldest decision she had ever made.
From what he knew of her, Okita wasn't really expecting anything, but to his tremendous surprise, she bent down to give him a quick kiss on the lips.
"What is this about?" he deadpanned, but secretly feeling grateful that the bandage was thick enough to hide his accelerating heartbeats.
"I was giving you the comfort you just asked for," Kagura replied in a dry tone, though the redness on her cheeks kind of betrayed her attempt to appear indifferent.
"How come this could count as comfort?" he sniffed. Not that he disliked the kiss, in fact he actually wished her lips could stay longer, but this usual way of comforting was bugging him somehow.
"Well, they're doing this on TV," she blinked, "Gin-chan also said guys welcome this kind of comfort at any time especially when..."
"So you've tried this on someone else?" he interrupted her impatiently. It's always a great fun to tease her innocent mind, but now he realized that other people also had the same chance to take advantage of it and this was truly annoying.
"No!" she huffed, "I'm not that stupid!"
"It's already stupid of you to believe stupid theory like that. " Okita said harshly.
As a reply, she slapped on his bare arm and said sullenly. "Stop arguing nonsense with me! Just admit you liked it! "
"Aww! It hurts!" he pretended to yell in pain, "See, China, now you have to do it again or I have to arrest you for attacking a police officer."
"But your arm is not injured," she snorted, staring angrily at his frowned face trying to figure out if he was faking it. However, her expression was slowly softened as she remembered whom he had been fighting against and for what reason he had risked death in the battlefield. And the fact that he didn't get himself killed was a little...well...admirable.
"...Fine!"She leaned over once again. Before she could react, her arm was suddenly dragged by one hand, and waist grabbed by another. When she finally found her balance back, she was already lying on her stomach on top of him, fixed firmly by a pair of strong arms.
"What the hell are you doing? I was just showing my kindness to you. Don't get the wrong idea!" She struggled embarrassingly, but only dared to use small portion of her strength, no wonder it didn't help at all.
"Is it?" He smirked at her, "You don't need to find such a lame excuse to kiss me because I already approved it. Now do it properly."
"No! Wait..." her words were cut as soon as he pressed her head down gently but seized her lips aggressively. Her body froze at the contact and his tongue took the chance to slip into her mouth quickly which made her give up any resistance she could think of.
Well, despite being a strong monster herself, her body was incredibly warm and soft, and it's hard to imagine the mouth that usually spat out ugly words could taste that good...He felt some changes were taking place somewhere against his own will...
Kagura immediately sat up when Okita loosened his grasp after they pulled away for air. She was sweating, breathing heavily with face burning like hell. "Errr..." she wanted to say something, but wasn't sure if she should continue to act tsundere or just to be honest. But before a decision could be made, she felt something hard was probing her ass. Although possessing an innocent mind, she's still old enough to know what it was and jumped up right away.
"Stupid sadist!" she yelled. In the end, she just had to choose to be honest.
"Ah, seems there is another thing you need to take care of," he said emotionlessly and earned himself a slight punch on the tummy.
He was waiting for her to run away, and he was almost sure she would. Not that her presence was dislikable (the truth was actually on the contrary), but his pride was too high that he didn't want to be laughed at for getting a boner from her so easily. And he was almost sure that she would do so as well.
But Kagura did neither of them. With her great indomitable will, before she could change her mind, she quickly took off his pajama pants and proceeded to hold the swollen organ in hand while trying her best not to scream. The hot and living flesh clinging to her palm was not like anything she has ever touched. It couldn't be described as good or bad, but right now sense of shame and awkwardness got the upper hand. She managed to calm herself down, and moved herself forward a bit.
Now Okita panicked. He was only confused when Kagura began to strip him instead of beating him up, but shameless as he was, he decided to remain still. She's probably going to use her hand to help, or even mouth if today was his lucky day. Either way he would be very happy to enjoy this guilty pleasure. He also made a mental note to ask later where the hell she had learned all of these.
But Kagura used neither of them. She lifted up the front part of her dress, pulled her underwear aside to expose her private part, and then began to sit herself on his erection.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" It was beyond his wildest dream to see China doing such erotic thing to him. Now Okita was truly panicked. However he still managed to speak with forced composure, "it is too hard for a virgin like you."
"Shut the fuck up!" she cursed, but knowing unfortunately it was true. This was all well in theory since she had secretly read some of Gin-chan's porn books, but in practice it's absolutely another matter. Honestly, she didn't know what was going wrong with her either. Maybe she was aroused by the kiss, maybe she just didn't want to lose to him (what kind of fight is this anyway?). Whatever the reason, she was doing it, but sadly, no matter how hard she clench her teeth to endure the pain down there, she got no progress at all.
"Seriously, China, stop raping me." Only God knows how eagerly he wanted to pin her down and complete the rest the job in no time, but he was also aware that tonight wouldn't be the proper time. Her hand was cold probably due to nervousness, and her body was shivering slightly for either pain or anxiousness. Even if he wished to help, he was still far from being fully recovered. Moreover, the vision of her slit gradually swallowing his head was more than great. It almost gave him an instant orgasm, and he didn't want to embarrass himself further. Well, maybe it's better save the best for later.
"Just get off from me," he sighed, fighting off the idea of pushing himself inside (although his physical condition didn't allow so), "there is another way."
Kagura raised her head to him. "Hmm...OK," she agreed, "I'm bored already."
"It’s boring only because you did it the wrong way," he rolled his eyes, "Wait until I teach you a lesson."
"Whatever, Sadist," she snapped back, "You're just bluffing. Don't act as if you've got laid before. Now what?"
"Grab it…just...move up and down." He was in no mood for arguing as the desire for a release was overwhelming. Her movements were clumsy but enough for him to reach the peak within a short time. She’s even kind enough to clean all the mess up afterwards.
"I'm tired," Kagura yawned, "I think I can sleep now. Can I share the bed with you?"
"What…" she pushed him aside and lay down before even getting an answer, "Good night."
If anything good has come out of deserving well of Bafuku, it was the privilege to have a private hospital room and a meaningless king-size bed. But on a second thought, it was not bad at all to have one.
"I hope you're not doing this for your brother."
"No," she turned around to hide her blush, "I’m doing it for friends who always stand by my side."
"Yeah, good night then." He smiled to himself.
The dream will surely be very sweet and peaceful tonight.
